Thursday, May 18, 2006

Spaghetti relationship... and a Driving Test.....


A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to have the child.

If she stayed, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but wondered how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to mail him a postcard, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written:

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, Two with meatballs, one without.

Driving test

Most men will get this right!

You are driving along a narrow two lane road....

....with a NO PASSING sign posted.... and you come upon a bicycle rider.

Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles,

....or do you break the law and pass?

Which is the correct choice?

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Why take unsafe chances...right guys?