Hmmmm......

Well Sir...here be somemore of that Political Correctness....now ya gotta calls em Appalachian-Americans



I'll just let y'all guess what this here is....



SOUTHERN WOMEN

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
>>> Clean skin.
>>> A winning smile.
>>> That unforgettable Southern drawl.

Southern women know their manners:
>>> "Yes, ma'am."
>>> "Yes, sir."
>>> "Why, no, Billy!"

Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions :
>>> "Y'all come back!"
>>> "Well, bless your heart."
>>> "Drop by when you can."
>>> "How's your Momma?"

Southern women know their summer weather report:
>>> Humidity
>>> Humidity
>>> Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:
>>> The beach
>>> The rivuh
>>> The crick

Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
>>> Colorful hi-heel sandals
>>> Strapless sun dresses
>>> Iced sweet tea with mint

Southern women know everybody's first name:
>>> Honey
>>> Darlin'
>>> Shugah
>>>
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
>>> Fried Green Tomatoes
>>> Driving Miss Daisy
>>> Steel Magnolias
>>> Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their country breakfasts:
>>> Red-eye gravy
>>> Grits
>>> Eggs
>>> Country ham
>>> Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with momma's homemade jelly

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
>>> Chawl'stn
>>> S'vanah
>>> Foat Wuth
>>> N'awlins
>>> Addlanna

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
>>> Men in uniform.
>>> Men in tuxedos
>>> Rhett Butler

Southern girls know their prime real estate:
>>> The Mall
>>> The Country Club
>>> The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
>>> Having bad hair and nails
>>> Having bad manners
>>> Cooking bad food

More Suthen-ism's:

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and
a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip
greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
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Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction
of "yonder."
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Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, . as in: "Going to town, be back directly."
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Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request
for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
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All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is.
They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!
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Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20! .
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Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
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No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
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A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
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Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line," . we talk to everybody!
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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
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In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.
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Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
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Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast
food.
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When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner !
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Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
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And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart" ... and go your own way.
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To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness:
--Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning.
--Bless your heart!
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And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
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And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads,

"I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."

Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah !

If you're a Northern transplant, Bless your little heart,
fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could!