Friday, October 31, 2008

S'More Weekend funnies....


...and "fish" frum Kentucky sent us this humorous story.....

Bed Sheets

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational!

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, barely containing his laughter, and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'

The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.'

Happy Halloween

I finally convinced my cousin John frum Florida that cooking chicken in the oven wasn't as hard as he thought it was. Here be the recipe' I sent him to try.....

Subject: Fw: Good Chicken recipe

I'll bet this is a fun recipe to try.

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of
popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found
this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like
me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is
thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

4 - 5 lb. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER ' S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with
melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with
stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the
neck end toward the back of the oven ** This extremely important that you follow this part of the recipe'**.

Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken ' s ass
blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across
the room, it ' s done.

And, you thought I couldn ' t cook.

...actually, it was John who sent me this...Thanks Cuz!

...and Now, fer all you pansy-ass sportsmen out there who don't like to shit in the woods like we sometimes have to's a solution.....