Thursday, March 19, 2009

Redistributing the Wealth....and, "The Last Irish Joke"...


Gotta Thank "Terry_Jim" fer this great joke....

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman were debating the merits of their respective local pubs.

"Ya know," said the Scotsman, "I prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out of his way for the locals, so much so that when you buy 4 drinks he'll buy the 5th drink for you."

The Englishman then says, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."

"Ahhhhh, that's nothing laddies", said the Irishman. "Back home in me own Dublin, there's Ryan's Bar. The moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another. They buy all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the house".

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn his claims, but the Irishman swears every word is true.

The Englishman finally says, "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Well, not to meself, personally," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister."