Actors..No Script..No Brains & Wild Turkey Fricassee

Y'all ever notice how when certain actors don't have a script in frunt a them or memerized, they show jus how much brains they don't have. Take Alec Baldwin fur instance, he's a blabberin on about Cheney bein a terrerist & such n how the huntin mistake is gonna bring big secret things ta lite....c'mon you Upstate New York idiot...stop imbarrassin the rest a us that still lives here. Y'all ken chek this out at The dreadpundit Bluto's blog. Meanwhile...I'm in the mood fur some wild turkey (not booze)...what bout y'all......................Wild Turkey Fricassee

1 Wild Turkey cut into frying sized pieces 5-6 carrots cut into 1” pieces
¼ cup of vegetable oil 3-4 stalks celery cut into 1” pieces
¼ cup butter 8-10 small white onions for boiling
1 tsp salt 1 cup all purpose flour
½ to ¾ tsp pepper Hot water to cover pieces
1 or 2 Chicken Bouillon cubes
Mix salt and pepper with the flour and coat the wild turkey pieces thoroughly. Melt the butter and oil in a large skillet or Dutch Oven. Brown the turkey pieces on all sides. Add hot water to just about cover the turkey pieces, cover the skillet or Dutch oven and simmer for about three hours. For the last hour of cooking, add the vegetables. Should you need to thicken the broth, melt 3-4 Tablespoons of butter in a separate pot and add 3 Tablespoons of flour, mixing well. Add this mixture to the fricassee broth and stir over meadium heat till the desired thikness is attained.