I just loves Retirement......

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went into a shop.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was
a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come
on, man, how about giving a retired person a break"? He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket.

I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a"doughnut eating Gestapo."

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that
he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary
in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's
important to my health.........