Iran Releases Hostages.....

Well Sir.. in a press release just over the wires....Iranian Officials released the hostages today....and apologized to both Tony Blair ...AND the United States....

The Iranian President, Ahmadinejad stated that they were sorry for all the problems that Iran has been causing as of late in the world theater...

The Grand Ayatollah also stated that Iran would immediately cease and desist all Nuclear Power and Weaponry programs....

Unofficial sources stated that this dramatic turn of events resulted when it was learned that American TV host, Rosie O'Donnell ( AKA "Tehran Rose") was supporting Iran and was soon to pay a visit to Tehran....

APRIL FOOLS......