Saturday, June 09, 2007

Sunday Sundries.....

Well keepin with my Sunday policy of postin nuthin too political or controversial...

WHOA!! Somebody call the SPCA...I've got me limits mate....

...discretion be the better part of valor...

..Oh kinda shoppin bag....

...*smack smack*...yupper...she was wearin a wig she was...


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT &DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money
being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's
research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly
population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.

On the way to work this morning,

I rear ended a car stopped at a stop light.

It was raining and the roads were slick.

The other driver got out of the car and

looked at his back bumper. He was a dwarf.

He walked up to my window and said, "I'm not happy"...

I said "Well, which one are you then?"