Weekend Sundries......

OUCH!! Now that's gonna leave a mark.....


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OK...now fer a little somethin that I'm sure the women-folk will enjoy.....





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Punished??? Yur talkin about yur Grandchildren amigo!!!.....



Although I have many reasons for not voting for Obama...this is the Primary reason I would never have anything to do with this creature....
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Now Sir, "Charlie The Cop" frum out Chicago way told me that the other day he met a young woman fer the first time and had an extremely difficult time lookin her straight in the eye.....

Hmmm...wonder why?

WARNING!! Partial Nudity Ahead!!!








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...and its my understanding that Obama happened to meet "Joe The Plumber" again...and here be what happened.....


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...and "Chicago Charlie" explains why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12...

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'

'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school.' He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'

The dad replies, 'Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and
ONE for Sunday.'

'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'

'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March.....'

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OK mates...with all the various and confusing issues surrounding both candidates, let Cookie simplify yur choice regardin which candidates to vote fer....




Any Questions?

Gotta Thank "Upstate Nikki" fer that one....
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...ain't no doubt in my mind that this here cat be frum San Francisco...


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