Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sunday...NewsBusted... and "A White Trash Christmas"


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Ray & Bubba ( Tennessee mechanical engineers ) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba,

"but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,

and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her

pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches,"

and walked away.


Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a woman!

We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"



Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government on the "Bailouts".
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...and here be some "White Trash Christmas" fer y'all