Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Heavy Sea's

If'n Y'all have ever seen or been on a modern Aircraft Carrier you know how huge they are, and how high the flight deck is from the water-line. When one is bein tossed around like this, and the waves are breakin over the flight deck, you KNOW how rough the ocean is. This might also explain to Y'all why I joined the Submarine Service...we go under this kind of shit where its nice and calm.

Speakin of rough seas...HOW BAD IS THE ECONOMY??

The economy is so bad:

1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

3. CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

4. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.

5. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.

6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

10. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate. Do you know how many kids are starving in the U.S.?"

11. Motel Six won't leave the light on.

12. The Mafia is laying off judges.