Worlds dumbest burglar...

Now Sir, after ya get done laff'n yur ass off at this completely inept criminal, ya gotta know two things.

First, this idiot was not only solidly convicted because of this video, BUT, after he later claimed that all the cuts, bumps, bruises and contusions all over his inebriated body were caused by...guess who...the cops, IAD (Internal Affairs Division) and the court dismissed all claims against the arresting officers and the jail deputies he accused.



Gotta thank me good bud, John Yowan from Chanute, Kansas, and "Chicago Charlie" fer sendin that one along to us....