Hmmm....

Fer yur own edification...Just sayin...


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The "New" Erkel....
























If by now, you don't see the hypocrisy and arrogance of this man and his "rubber-stamp" congress...**sigh**, you never ever will....
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Obama: "I don’t look like those other presidents on the dollar bill.”

A little more to the left, sweetie…..more…more

Let’s see…two Presidents put in hard work to clear the underbrush so the land could be put to productive use and one is putting up a window dressing.

Symbolism anyone?

Land clearing vs. interior decorating. Pretty clear to me as to who would keep America safe!
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Ya know, I look at this here series of photygraffs, and the first thing that comes to mind is that we, the people, are experiencin some tough times and seemed trapped by economic circumstances, so our government comes along to "help us"....

Well Sir...at least the bull was "stimulated"...




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**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**

**'Hello?'*
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**



**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**


**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**

**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**



**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**

Brief Pause.

**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' **
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**


**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**


**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**

*****Long Pause*****



*****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****



**Then Daddy says,**



**'Swimming pool? ...........**



**Is this 486-5731?'*


**No, I think you have the wrong number.......*
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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten.. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....

'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?