Hmmmm...

Well Sir, the 2010 Masters Tournament has been cancelled. Sorry Tiger..


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A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.

On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Twenty-four," she replied.
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Well Sir, it seems that my friend "Chicago Charlie" hired a German handyman to do some repair work around his home, and he took this here video to show the results.



Ya, but can he chew gum as well?
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