Well Sir, the 2010 Masters Tournament has been cancelled. Sorry Tiger..
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.
Well Sir, it seems that my friend "Chicago Charlie" hired a German handyman to do some repair work around his home, and he took this here video to show the results.
Ya, but can he chew gum as well?