A Mid-Summer's day potpouri (No..t'aint Shakespear) of some really humorous pix and stories.

Now Sir....Men...here's a sign ya surely don't ever wanna see when yur drivin down the Interstate...this is most definately one a those times when one would utter those famous wurds... "Ohhhh Shit!"...

Whoa....now that would most certainly ruin yur day (and yur life) if'n y'all had been out foolin round in places where ya shouldn't a been......

OK...now, as most a ya know...my philosophy regarding my blog is kinda simple. There's a whole passel of shit goin on out there in the wurld...and an even larger passel of blogs that y'all can go to and read about that disturbin news....

....so...I kinda just like to put up some photygraphs that just might tickle yur funnybone and take yur mind off'n the bad news....so lets get started....

Fer instance...this here's is a photygraph of a real "Food Pyramid"...don'tcha all agree....

...and while we're pokin around in the animal kingdom....

I was out huntin last fall...and as is my custom...I was carryin a good ol reliable 35 mm...FILM loaded camera (I really don't care fer the new digitals...just stuck in my ways I guess) along with my gun.... and I manage to get three deer with one shot....THREE deers with one shot....

...and...just how in the hell did y'all manage get three deer with one shot y'all might ask (thinkin I was a typical lyin hunter with a typical bravado, macho view of himself)....

Well Sir...afore I put the venison on the table fer the winter...I took this here photygraph cause I was a knowin that no one would be a believin this here Cookie.....so here's the proof matey's.....

...a manege' trois in the woods....who'da thunk it...

Now Sir...I must admit that bein a guy and all....I did give some thought to lettin em all finish their foolin around...you know...let em all relax, have a smoke or two...maybe do a little bit a cuddlin and such (they tells me doe's like that) ...but I just couldn't take the chance that them there bucks might just be the "Wham, Bam thank ya Mam" types and scoot afore I could put em all in the freezer...so's I engaged in some rather rude (and terminal) "coitus interuptus"....

Well Sir...as long as I'm still writin bout the animal wurld...here's a little photygraph of an incident that happened to my ugly neighbor...man is she ugly. I thought that she was the ugliest woman I had ever done met...that is till I met her sister...then I retracted my statement...but that's anuther story....

...now...it seems that both her and her butt ugly sister were gonna have a portrait taken of the two of em (man....that photygraph surely woulda been a mirror breaker), and on the day that the photygrapher came to her house, just as he was bout to take the family portrait of the two of em...her dog came walkin outta the bedroom...and the photygraper took this here picture instead...he just couldn't resist.....

...the dog ain't been seen or heard of since....

I guess ya could say that dog was a real "dilly" ....if'n y'all get my drift...

Well...what the hell...been writin bout animals througout this here post...might as well close it out with one last animal related photygraph....

As y'all know...I'm a cook...and like most good cook's...I like to experiment frum time t'time...so, I decided to try somethin new fer dessert usin a whole passel of Girly Scout cookies...and in the below picture...y'all can pretty much see the cookin process I used...and a course like any cook...I wanted my creation to have a special style, ambiance and presentation to it...so...I sculptured my cookie mixture inta real fancy "swirly" design...baked it fer a time...and served it up to my five guests after dinner....

...here's the results....

Now...I know ya ain't sposed to do it...but I often let my Wolf-Dog, Czarina, sit next to me at the dinner table...and I give her a bite of the meal evry now and agin...and she absolutely loved everythin that I made that night...specially the dessert...but fer some strange reason...I had a whole passel of left over dessert....the guests just didn't seem to even wanna try it.....

Oh well...just more fer me and the Mrs, to enjoy....even though she informed me that she had just started a diet that day and coudn't have any dessert.....

...and...if'n y'all only looked at the pictures...ya missed half of the funny...

yur loss! Y'all take care now and God Bless....the Cookie Man.....