Monday, September 11, 2006

Ah yes....the good old days... *Sigh*..... I miss em...

Well buddy Missy Sue frum down Eagle Lake, Texas way sent me this here nostalgic look see regardin some a the things that cops have said to people they were issuing tickets to or arrestin....

...I remember one time when I was arresting an Arsonist fer a series of house fires that he had started, he was quite vocal over the fact that he had been caught and was bein arrested...he was understandably very pissed off at I placed him into the unmarked Police cruiser I stated.... "Yupper...I can see that yur really all burned up about this..." onto the various one liners said by other members of the Law Enforcement community....

Your Finest at Their Finest: 15 Best Arresting Police Comments!

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

The envelope please...


#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."