Monday, April 02, 2007

An OBG....always liked this...cause its so true....and a cute joke...

Two Wolves

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all.

One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."


The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil......
You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate
this one:

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in
Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she
was sleeping.

"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who
was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil
and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching
her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who
is our Lord and Savior?"

But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret
in the butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the
Nun once again said,

"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did
Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third

Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary
Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted...........