Combat for Dummies....
Well Sir....I just borrowed this frum Blowing San #1...it just struck my funny bone....
Combat for Dummies
Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of humor
"Aim towards the enemy."--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."--U.S. Marine Corps
"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."--USAF Ammo Troop
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."--Infantry Journal
"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."--U.S. Air Force manual
"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."--Infantry Journal
"Tracers work both ways."--U.S. Army Ordnance
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."--Infantry Journal
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."--David Hackworth
"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."--Infantry Journal
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."--Joe Gay
"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."--Anon
"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."--Unknown Marine Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."--Infantry Journal
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."--USAF Ammo Troop
Taken from strangecosmos.com
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