Ya gotta love a Redneck......

Well Sir....this here test was too good NOT to steal frum my buddy the Chief over at Smoldering Embers......

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Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton, and to compare and contrast them in a book report.
One smart-assed student turned in the following, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.


Titanic: - $29.99
Clinton: - $29.99


Titanic: - Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: - Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: - The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: - The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love , and
subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: - Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: - Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic: - In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: - Ditto for Bill.


Titanic: - During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: - Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: - Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: - Let's not go there.


Titanic: - Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: - Monica's forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: - Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: - Clinton doesn't remember Jack.


Titanic: - Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: - Monica...ahh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: - Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: - Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing