Friday Funnies.... and some thoughts to ponder...

Well Sir....HERE SHE IS FOLKS!!! This is the Blonde that ALL the blonde jokes are made frum......


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Well Sir...my good amiga Susan Gertson frum Eagle Lake, Texas, knowin how busy the Cookie man is, sent me a promo fer the followin cell phone.....



BTW...I have a cousin who would REALLY REALLY enjoy the "rectal thermometer" feature....especially if'n the phone was set on "vibrate"...
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Can you believe this?

Legislators from Mexican State Angry at Influx of...Mexicans

http://wizbangblog.com/content/2008/01/20/legislators-from-mexican-state-angry-at-influx-ofmexicans.php

Posted by Kim Priestap
Published: Jan 20, 08 01:39 PM

Can you believe the nerve of these people? Nine state legislators from the Mexican state of Sonora traveled to Tucson to complain about Arizona's new employer crackdown on illegals from Mexico. It seems many Mexican illegals are now returning to their hometowns and the officials in the Sonora state government are ticked:

A delegation of nine state legislators from Sonora was in Tucson on Tuesday to say Arizona's new employer sanctions law will have a devastating effect on the Mexican state. At a news conference, the legislators said Sonora - Arizona's southern neighbor, made up of mostly small towns - cannot handle the demand for housing, jobs and schools it will face as illegal Mexican workers here return to their hometowns without jobs or money. The law, which took effect Jan.1, punishes employers who knowingly hire individuals who don't have valid legal documents to work in the United States. Penalties include suspension or loss of a business license.

They're pissed off because their own citizens are returning to their hometowns, placing a huge burden on their state government. This lady has some serious balls: They want to tell them how the law will affect Mexican families on both sides of the border 'How can they pass a law like this?' asked Mexican Rep. Leticia Amparano- Gamez, who represents Nogales. 'There is not one person living in Sonora who does not have a friend or relative working in Arizona,' she said in Spanish.

'Mexico is not prepared for this, for the tremendous problems' it will face as more and more Mexicans working in Arizona and sending money to their families return to hometowns in Sonora without jobs, she said. 'We are one family, socially and economically,' she said of the people of Sonora and Arizona.

Wrong. The United States is a sovereign nation and its states and its citizens are not responsible for the welfare of Mexico's citizens. It's time for the Mexican government to stop parasitically feeding off of the United States and start taking care of its own citizens.

Too bad all the states don't pass a law just like it. Maybe that's the answer since congress will not do anything !!!
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Hmmmmm....Now here be sumthin t'ponder.....

DOCTORS:

1. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

2. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

3. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

(Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services).

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GUN OWNERS:

1. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.

2. The number of accidental gun deaths per year,all age groups,is 1,500.

3. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.
(Statistics courtesy of FBI)

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, DOCTORS DO.

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
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New Pledge of Allegiance...This was written by a 15 year old....

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most
public schools anymore Because the word 'God ' is mentioned....

A 15 year old kid in Arizona wrote the attached:

NEW School prayer: -

Now I sit me down in school;
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall;
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lo rd, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

If'n ya ain't ashamed to do this, please pass this on....
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Cookshack HAT TIP to: CSSSCC frum Tampa Fla., "Charlie the Cop" and Susan Gertson fer the above submissions....