A little nostalgia..."As Time Goes By.", some humor... and "Pittens"...

NOTE: If'n ya don't have a weak stomach, get on over to Signal 94 and read about one of mine and Sig's adventures while on the Police Department....it typifies "Cop Humor"....
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One of my favorite movies...and definately my favorite tune...Both real classics!


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"Charlie the Cop" frum Chi-Town sent me this GREAT use fer old balls...er...golf balls that is.....


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...Adult Content Ahead!

Yupper...nowadays ya really gotta be sure. A public Service Announcement.....


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"Pittens".....


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Sportsmanship......

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball
players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a
team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or
lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is
called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a
pecker-head. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a
chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb
ass' is it?" Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your
grandmother."
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