Some Sunday & Monday Mania....some good ones today!

Well Sir... my good amiga MightyMom has broken life down to two simple decisions...

You can either get a dog....



Or have a kid!


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Hmmm...D'Ya think the Security Detail was little lax that day??


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An old man went into a drug store to buy some Viagra.

"Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?" he asked.

"I can cut them for you," said Dan the pharmacist, "But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."

"I am 96 years old," said the old man, "and I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
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Well Sir...here be some things that are definately DESTINED TO FAIL












A Big Old Cookshack HAT TIP to "Upstate Nikki" fer sendin those along....
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Man...life is tough fer some of us. My good buddy Clint Griffin frum out San Diego way, who's the Official Photographer fer the USS Midway had a real tough day.....

Sometimes those OLD Jarheads have all the luck...**Sigh**

This was the annual kick off fer that great Marine Corps League program, "Toys For Tots"....


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Here it is Guys! The sequel just about ALL men have been waitin fer....



Yet anuther great submission by "FishinMagician"...Thanks Shipmate!
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:


Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Johnny, do you have a story to share?

'Yes ma'am!' My daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy Territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a Survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy Troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher.

'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the fuck away from Aunt Carol when she's drinking!'

HAT TIP: "FishinMagician"
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Gotta really give a Cookshack HAT TIP to "Charlie The Cop" frum out Chicago way fer that gem...

THANKS CHARLIE!!!
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