Monday Mania....

UPDATE: Well Sir, "The Mohawk Chieftan", who's also part Irish, claims that these are two of the songs he sings on a regular basis because they are so true. Well...t'ain't sure.... but I do believe he's throwin around a good bit of "Blarney" he is....

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Gotta give a Big Ol Cookshack HAT TIP to "Snogs" frum New Berlin, NY fer sendin me those....
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Well Sir...we'll start off with a little Christmas "cheer" fer all of you menfolks out there...and its ALL in good taste of course...




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Why Do Male Elk Have Long Antlers?


"It's a guy thing."
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Scroll down and you'll see Santa's willy!

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Oh for God's sake act your age........there is no Santa!


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Some News folks frum out Detroit way caught this here video of what it's like "Christmas Shoppin in Detroit"....


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S'More Motivational Posters fer y'all...








Hmmm...it looks like it might be a "Chuppcabre"






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Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? '
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Gotta Thank "Chicago Charlie" and "FishinMagician" fer some of these humorous photygraffs & jokes.....