Monday Mini's....

Now Sir...here be some classic comedians that'll bring back some great memories...


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...and I guess this happened to the Chief the other day....

SUNDAY PAPER

And, Speaking of Senior Moments:

"WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper?" The irate customer calling the newspaper
office loudly demanded, wanting to know where his Sunday edition was.

"Sir," said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday .... The Sunday
paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday."

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by
a ray of recognition.... As he was heard to mutter

'Well, shit ... So that's why no one was at church today."
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Only in Texas my friends.... Only in Texas ... Too bad......


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's
deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is
a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education
then any cop from Houston, Texas. He decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.

The deputy says," License and registration, please."

"What for?" says the lawyer.

The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop
sign."

Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License
and registration, please."

The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

"The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the
law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you
give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the
ticket."

"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy
says.

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to
stop, or just slow down?"