Damn! Never thought of this tactic!
Begone I Say!!
Not to be confused with Hetero Sausage...
Ahhh, so THATS where SARS came frum!
Ahh, are ya sure thats what its fer???
Probably better than stale cok.
Look out Viagra!!
Damn! I didn't know they could be bottled!
Gotta Thank my old buddy frum Oswego, NY, Davey Brown fer send'n me those...
SEMPER FI Mates
The Military Quote of the Day.
"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual,
then it became optional.
I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."
GySgt Harry Berres, USMC
Some thought regard'n Marriage. BTW, that "Anonymous" feller has some good ones!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'