Tuesday TidBits....

Damn! Never thought of this tactic!


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Hmmm, some Chinese manufactured foods. Just might be sumthin "Lost in Translation".



Begone I Say!!
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Not to be confused with Hetero Sausage...
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Ahhh, so THATS where SARS came frum!
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Ahh, are ya sure thats what its fer???
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Probably better than stale cok.
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Look out Viagra!!
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Damn! I didn't know they could be bottled!

Gotta Thank my old buddy frum Oswego, NY, Davey Brown fer send'n me those...

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Well Sir, both these next two items were sent to us by "Chicago Charlie", who always likes to remain "anonymous".


SEMPER FI Mates

The Military Quote of the Day.



"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual,

then it became optional.

I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."

GySgt Harry Berres, USMC
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Some thought regard'n Marriage. BTW, that "Anonymous" feller has some good ones!

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.

If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Dumas
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud
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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous
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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Nash
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Henny Youngman
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:

'You can have mine.'

Anonymous
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous
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