Wednesday Wanks, and a little patriotic nostalgia.

THE CURRENT & UPDATED LIST OF THE WORLD'S THINNEST BOOKS

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama
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ALL MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by JANE FONDA & CINDY SHEEHAN Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O J Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton

with introduction the Reverend Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

by Nancy Pelosi
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Remember this lesson

The last four letters in American.........I Can

The last four letters in Republican........I Can

The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats

End of Lesson

Test to follow in November.
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Hmmmm. Even though my basic philosophy fer this upcomin November election is, "If yur an incumbent, yur outta there.", maybe this guy is an exception.


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This next presentation appeared on TV 13 days after I joined the Syracuse Police Department. Have never forgotten it. It's sad how many have.... **Sigh**

Anyone out there recall this particular TV show??

Pay attention to his LAST sentence, which was strangely prophetic!