Here be 2 of my hero's.....

Well Sir....both a these guys got Cajones...and one of em kicked a terrorists so hard in the "nads" that he tore one of his own tendons..... how many of y'all out there wish you coulda been him...just for that great moment...???


Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they saw a homeless man. Fred went up to the man and handed him his business card and told the homeless man to come to his office the next day to see about a job. Then he gave the man $20.00.

This impressed Hillary so when they saw another homeless man she ran over to him and gave him directions to the nearest welfare office. Then she reached into Fred Thompson's pocket and took out $20.00. She pocketed $15.00 for administrative overhead and gave the homeless man $5.00.