Sunday, July 22, 2007

Walter's funny views on Marriage..a joke or two..and get yur dancin shoes on...

My buddy Charlie B....a fellow retired LEO frum Chi-Town sent me this first video...I think ya be a like'n it....and some upliftin jokes and music t'start yur week.......


Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He
approached a uniformed policeman and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits."

Hmmm...wonder if'n the Grandkid was one a mine....

If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts. and thinking things through, you will love this!

A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Now Mam...I posted this afore....but its always worth a second look-see....TURN YUR SOUND UP and get yur dancin shoes on......

...Now Sir...I know if'n ya be a lookin at previously posted photygraff's of the old Cookie...ya'd probably never believe that this here Cookie used to look...AND DANCE...just like that....Truth Amigo's & Amiga's!!!

Man...where the hell did the time go???

...and lastly...the Muslim view of Adam & Eve....

....thank ya Jeff.....