Saturday....

A tale for our times

Early Monday morning, the Seven Dwarfs left for work in the diamond mine. Snow White remained behind and busied herself with housework, then put together a delicious lunch for the little fellows. She headed out for the mine carrying a huge basket of lunch goodies.

Upon arrival, she saw a huge cloud of dust coming from the mouth of the mine, evidence of a tremendous cave in.

Fearing the worst, she set down her basket and leaned over the open pit and began calling desperately "Is anyone alive down there? Hello, can anyone hear me"?

After several frustrating minutes, she was about to give in to despair and head home when she heard a faint voice calling from the depths "Vote for Hillary. Vote for Hillary".

Snow White jumped up in glee and said for all to hear "Thank God, Dopey is still alive".
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Jenny's husband, Charley, was a male chauvinist. Even though they both worked full-time, he never helped around the house. Housework was woman's work!

But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished -something's up.

It turns out that Charley had read an article that said wives who
worked full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.

The night went well and the next day she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Charley even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed the evening."

"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.

"Oh, that was perfect too. Charley was too tired!"

God is good!!!

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CANNIBAL CAFE

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a cafe operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Grilled Republican: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?'

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."