Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Laid up fer a day or two......


Well Sir, I spent most of yesterday in the Urgent Care center with an IV drip in my arm and being attended to by some fine folks. It seems that somethin frum way back in my military days came back to pay me a belated visit and make my life briefly miserable and painfull....Soooo, I'm gonna foller the Doc's orders and stay down fer t'day, and maybe t'morrow....

Y'all take care now Y'heah......


BUT...I'll leave y'all with this little bit of wisdom which splains why there are Suicidal Muslims...

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide... Let's see now...

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders

No Nude Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No golf
No tailgate parties
No K Mart
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No burgers
No lobster
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer!!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there any mystery here?

Thanks Patrick fer sendin the answer to this age old mystery....