Thursday, July 17, 2008

Friday frivolity....

158 years ago

Do you know what happened this week back in 1850, 158 years ago?

California became a state.

The State had no electricity.

The State had no money.

Almost everyone spoke Spanish.

There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like it is today,
except back then, the women had real breasts and the men didn’t hold hands.

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Embarrassed

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar turn and stares at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which, he responds at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean, $200?”
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....and now...here be some politcal cartoons sent t'me by an person named Susan from Eagle Lake, Texas who wishes to remain anonymous....

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Thanks amiga.....
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Ahhh Yes...The good old days......


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"God Bless America".....


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Hey Folks...gotta Thank that anonymouse person named Sue Gertson fer just about ALL of todays jokes and submissions......