Mixed Bag Monday...

Have an earthquake bad enough but there is always the brighter side as show below.

This Heartwarmer of the MONTH - was sent to me by Clint Griffin from out San Diego way.....and its bound to make you smile. Thanks Clint....

The earthquake was right in the area where giant pandas live. Most pandas are protected well, especially those babies, even if they were scared a lot.


Right after earthquake. They rushed out and some stayed together.













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Well Sir...how she found out I don't know, but here's a story about young Cookie when he was "Mess Cookin" in Groton, Conn.....

The Chaplain had been assigned to the Naval Submarine School in Groton, Conn., and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialist) caught from the crew and how they gave back as much as they got.

He talked to the Food Service Officer and decided to talk to the cooks and get them to be more cheerful when they served the meals to the sailors coming down the line.

A smile and a cheerful comment, a willingness to serve them will reap great benefits he told them.

After his pep talk the Food Service Officer and the Chaplain stood
back and watched the food being served.

A new sailor at the base walked down the line but he didn't like anything he saw so he just carried his tray down the line till he got to the desert Section. He picked up a saucer containing a large piece of chocolate cake.

The Mess Specialist looked at him, "Is that all you're gonna eat," he asked.

The sailor said, "Yeah, the rest of it don't look too appetizing."

The Mess Specialist smiled and said, "Well, in that case would you like two pieces of cake?"

The Chaplain smiled and nudged the Food Service Officer in the ribs, "I
Told you my talk did them some good."

The kid said, "Yeah, man, I'd appreciate it."

The cook leaned over and cut the piece of cake on the tray in half.

Geez...Thanks Alot Sandy frum Tampa fer tellin the whole world about young Cookie....
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...and "Charlie the Cop" warns us all about a New Scam.........Beware! This is a smart tactic.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.

While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their 'mark' (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pocket or purse for any valuables.






It's called the "Aflac Scam"
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Just saw this for the first time thanks to "Charlie the Cop" frum Chicago, but if'n y'all haven't seen it afore, I think you'll enjoy it.....


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........After sex................


A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis,
something she seemed to love to do.

Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'

She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
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Sex In The Shower

In a recent survey, people from in and around Chicago have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower !

In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut', a huge 86% of Chicago residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.


The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison ...

Hmmmm...Hey Chief, Don't you live somewhere near Chicago?
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Well Sir...finally, that damned "Charlie the Cop" from Chi-Town just had to send my wife this advertisement for a Home Improvement Catalog....


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