Friday, August 08, 2008

Saturday Sundries....

Well good buddy "The Chief" sent me this here OUTSTANDING Guiness Beer Commercial yesterday and I just had t'share with Y'all....




Y'all gotta Thank "Charlie The Cop" fer that one....

Good Dog...!



Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to the
News Stand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments. I was
only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out
a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do than write a retired person a ticket? Why aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!!

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care...I came downtown on the bus. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'OBAMA' in 08.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

Now first mate, "The Chief" made me very happy when he sent me this here "Jib Jab" card..... althoughhhh...I spose, now that I posted it, The Secret Service will be a watchin me, and maybe "The Chief" as well... (it just repeats the same scene so ya only need to watch it once or so....)