Sunday Sundries.....
Hmmm...maybe there is sumthin to this Global Warmin stuff....it just hit the Olympics...
Gotta Thank "Fish" frum Kentucky fer that one......
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It's Okay Missy, I'm sure this happens to all of us at some time or anuther....
Leave it to a Texan from Eagle Lake to send me that one.....
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THE EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
I know that some of you don't like to read long drawn out missives...
so here's the executive summary.........
John McCain--Time In: Congress- 26 Years, In the Military- 22 Years
Barack Obama-Time in: Congress- 143 DAYS, In the Military- 0
Summary Concluded.
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How does he do this without laughing???
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...and "Fish" from down Kentucky way sent us this here, brief piece of Nostalgia. I'm sure many of you watchin this will recall all of it.....
"On The Edge of Black & White"
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....that anonymous Texan strikes agin.....
Two trees.
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is
one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!!
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Subj: BULL RIDE AND TEQUILA GONE WRONG !!!!!!!!
Next time you drink Tequila, this could be you!!!!
..I think I saw her with some Marines last week!
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....and finally, "Nedgar" sends us this great news headline with photo....
Model sues plastic surgeon in Mexico for not making her nipples even after a breast implant. The doctor said, "They looked good to me!"
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Gotta Thank "Fish" frum Kentucky fer that one......
_______________________________
It's Okay Missy, I'm sure this happens to all of us at some time or anuther....
Leave it to a Texan from Eagle Lake to send me that one.....
__________________________________
THE EXECUTIVE SUMMARY
I know that some of you don't like to read long drawn out missives...
so here's the executive summary.........
John McCain--Time In: Congress- 26 Years, In the Military- 22 Years
Barack Obama-Time in: Congress- 143 DAYS, In the Military- 0
Summary Concluded.
___________________________________
How does he do this without laughing???
_________________________________
...and "Fish" from down Kentucky way sent us this here, brief piece of Nostalgia. I'm sure many of you watchin this will recall all of it.....
"On The Edge of Black & White"
____________________________________
....that anonymous Texan strikes agin.....
Two trees.
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is
one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.
He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!!
________________________________
Subj: BULL RIDE AND TEQUILA GONE WRONG !!!!!!!!
Next time you drink Tequila, this could be you!!!!
..I think I saw her with some Marines last week!____________________________________
....and finally, "Nedgar" sends us this great news headline with photo....
Model sues plastic surgeon in Mexico for not making her nipples even after a breast implant. The doctor said, "They looked good to me!"
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posted by Cookie..... @ 1:19 PM
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