Thursday, September 04, 2008

Friday....

Just in case your one of those folks who don't believe that some of our media are "In The Tank" fer Obama.....

US Magazine covers. You decide.



















THEN THERE'S THIS LATEST COVER



Nice and fair from the left, huh?

BTW...on Fox News today, the Editor of the Magazine was interviewed and confronted regarding this blatant bias and admitted that the cover was indeed "accidentally misleading".
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Well Sir...we'll continue on with a 3 minute (unheard of nowadays) 1950 "Technicolor" TV commercial for Chevy...**Sigh**.. things were a lot simpler and different back then.....


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"Charlie The Cop shares with us about....

Things that make us say...WTF!









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...and Susan Gertson sends us this story regardin our favorite MAXINE...

DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS SHOP.

YOU ASKED FOR THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR WALL DISPLAY.

PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM BECAUSE THAT IS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER.



WELL, SHIT!
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Well Sir....my amiga Nikki passed along this real great advice fer both men and women....

How to treat a woman:

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV
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$7.00 Sex....

A Florida couple, both well into their 60s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139

We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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