Friday, August 29, 2008

BBQing...Southern Style....but really sick MF...

**Sigh**...Do you believe how sick this MuthaF***er is...???


Well Sir....a bunch of them thar Southern fellers (via "Chigago Charlie") done got t'gether and sent this here BBQ song to Cookie....just t'make sure I understood the principles and methods....

Yupper boys....Cookie has cooked every style BBQ and although I might be a "yankee"...I can do em all...dependin on just what my guests might be wantin....


"Rules For The Non Military"

Dear Civilian,

'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has
many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of
you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas
where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during
the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass.

2. When you witness, first-hand, someone burning the American Flag in
protest---kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very
freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices
these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a
disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you
were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
others that you used to be 'Special Forces,' and collecting GI Joe
memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it
will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do
you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military',
inform them of their mistake---and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get
on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your
heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be
carrying her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a
severe ass-kicking.

8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran.
We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party
affiliation. Our Chain of Command includes our Commander-In-Chief (CinC).
The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of
political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big
important buildings where all those representatives meet All we know is
that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call
upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same
stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!

9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying
it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick
your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying
'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal
balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me---if you see
any one calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go
kick their ass!

11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid'
(Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use
describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not
earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.

12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember
that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen
far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our
military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country
would get it's ass kicked.'

'It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of
the press.

'It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of

It is the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom
to demonstrate

'It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the

If you are reading it in English, thank a Veteran.'

I will add one more:

13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish -

Well's some video (from the cockpit) of an F-16 taking a bird-strike into the engine. You'll see the bird-strike shortly after takeoff. The plane crashes but listen to the professionism of these pilots...