Tuesday, October 21, 2008

S'More TidBits....


In 2009 the government will start deporting all of the weird people in the United States.

I started crying when I thought of Y'all.

Run, my friends, RUN !!!!

Well, what can I say? Someone sent it to me & I'm not going alone!!!

"A NUN'S STORY" !!!!!!!

A cabbie picks up a Nun She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend

She answers,

'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say orask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss20me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, .I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party....'

Good on ya Ms. Hupp...Good on ya. And of course there's that liberal ass pussy Chuck Shummer sittin there a listenin....not that it'll do any good....

Please....Take about 5 minutes and watch this moving video....


...and here be a Holiday Card good fer just about all holidays. This would save us alot of trouble guys....


Now Sir...here be a feel good story fer Y'all....