Some Friday Frolics....

Well Sir....gotta get an early start t'day and get on over to the Toyota dealership to have the winter snow tires put on the old "calabaloose" and get it inspected as well. I hope everyone had a happy and enjoyable T-Day yesterday.

BTW...fer all you youngins out there, "Calabaloose" is an old 40's and 50's term fer a hot-rod car.

So...without further adieu....


She must have been a blond.

Subject: Merlot

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, and then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:

'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.'


After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read:

'Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen, Miami, and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.

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WHY BRITISH WEAR RED COATS

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.

During one battle, the French captured an English Colonel.

They took him to their headquarters, and the French General began to question him.

Finally, as an after thought, the French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for my men to shoot at?

In his bland English way, the officer informed the General that the reason English Officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show, and the men they are leading won't panic.

And that is why, from that day to this, all French Army Officers wear brown pants!
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Yupper...Y gotta love science....


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OK Mates...now this here music is old, hoaky, corny and most definately old fashioned country, BUT...it's somehow entertainin as well....


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NSFW

OK Mates...fer all you hard wurkin men out there who wurk in grease & oil all day long...I got just the product fer Y'all..... "Scrotum Scrub"

ADULT CONTENT!!!



Now Sir...I got a feelin that the person frum Eagle Lake, Texas who sent me this here advertisement would wanna remain anonymous...so I won't mention her name....
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