Sunday, November 23, 2008

Monday Mania...

Well Sir...we'll begin with some interestin signs frum around the country that Susan Gertson done sent us.....


...and...The Legal Question fer the Day is:

Is this "Statutory Rape"???


The following is a funny and true story shared by KC Williams
who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School.

In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States.

They are pretty simple:

1) The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age.

One blonde girl in the class immediately started complaining about how unfair the requirement to be a natural born citizen was, in her opinion, that this requirement
prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

KC and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating,

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one
born by c-section?"

...and frum the interviews I've been reading and watching on several MSM (and other)TV outlets about folks who voted fer Obama...this is the kind of uninformed mind that voted fer him....

Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . .

...many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them .

In 2008 however the attitude has changed somewhat:



2008's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, "Ahhh....These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season

Gotta Thank a couple a folks fer sendin that one along, Susan Gertson, John Keating and "Liz" from out Missouri way...


...and "FishinMagician" shows us...

How t'lose yur job as a TV Interviewer.....