Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Hey guy's...has this ever happened to you...?


...and while we're on the subject of Cows....

...I understands that this here "titty bar" is in Wisconsin...

...and "MightMom" sends us this one....makes a whole lotta sense to me!.


A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his
little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked
like, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the
map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby, and said, 'Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you our whole country today.'

After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map, correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly.

'Oh,' she said, 'on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together.'