Friday, September 11, 2009

Friday funnies....


Thanks Pat fer sendin me this....

I think these are called "Jalopenis Peppers"....

By the way, the farmer says they can grow up to 18" long!

Sorta brings tears to yur eyes, don't it?

The spoils of War....

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road..

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

What's the difference between the Fort Worth Zoo and The White House?



The Zoo Has an African Lion..........

The White House has a Lyin' African........

Somebody knows Chicago politics all too well....

BTW, Ted Kennedy is now eligible to vote in Chicago politics...


...and frum Susan Gertson and John Yowen comes this regard'n the Obama Health Plan

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.


"Mrs. Sanders, please."


"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well.

We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?"Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we would, but the new Obama health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "

"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

Well Sir, also gotta give a big THANKS to "Charlie The Cop" frum Chi-Town, "Nicki" and "The Chief" fer send'n these various funnies to us t'day...