Weekend Wanks, and some info important to ALL of us.
When NOT to talk about Golf!!
Frank Feldman. What a Guy!
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate and impeccable, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I'm married to his fuckin' widow."
Now Sir, on a much more serious note...
DOUG HOFFMAN!! A truly Conservative candidate.
Why is this 23rd Congressional District race important to those living outside NYS. If he's elected, it will help shift the balance of power in Washington, power that the Democrats now hold.
Well Sir, now here be sumthin that Cookie has never done before, run a political commercial. Now, for those of you who know me, Y'all know that I wouldn't be doing this if'n I didn't believe strongly in this man, DOUG HOFFMAN. He is endorsed by many groups, including Fred Thompson, The NYS Right to Life PAC among others. Syndicated columnist Michelle Malkin of Washington DC who realizes the importance of this particular congressional race has been writing several columns regarding Hoffman's merits.
He's a TRUE CONSERVATIVE, not like the RINO that is running against him (who, believe it or not), is endorsed by Nancy Pelosi's people, and certainly not the Democratic candidate for the 23rd Congressional District.
For those of you who are sick and tired of attacks on our 2nd Ammendment rights, babies being murdered in the womb, and all the other BS going on with those out of touch Washington politicians, check out DOUG HOFFMAN at the below link, and if'n y'all would like to help to shift the balance of power in our national government, y'all can check into what Doug stands for and hopefully donate a little sumthin to his campaign. Remember, even if your from out of New York State, the outcome of this Congressional race will affect you!!