Monday, November 16, 2009


The New GM (Government Motors) Proudly Introduces The 2010 Obama

This car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two TelePrompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. The “transparent” canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the "happy" owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL. It won't get you to work, but not a problem, there aren't any jobs anyway!

The second person to walk on water...

Boat Launching Procedures

So here it is.

Bill bought a new boat and decided to take 'er for

the maiden voyage this past weekend.

This is his first boat and wasn't quite sure of the

exact Standard Operating Procedures for launching

it off a ramp, but he figured it couldn't be too hard.

He consulted his local boat dealer for advice,

but they just said "don't let the trailer get too deep

when you are trying to launch the boat".

What am I doing wrong?

Well, I don't know what they meant by that as I could

barely get the trailer in the water at all!

Anyhow, here's a picture below. See for yourself.

What am I doing wrong?

I figured I'd let y'all in on the secret of just where Pumpkin Pie's come frum....