"We can't have Nativity Scenes", and Crab Cakes recipe.

My very good friends John and "Buster" from out Kansas way sent this sadly and true video regarding Christmas.


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My other very good friend, Susan Gertson from down Texas way sent us her speacial recipe for Crab Cakes. I gotta try this one in that I love Crab Cakes.



Crab Cakes With Avocado Cream-Susan Gertson

2 limes
¼ c low fat Mayonnaise
¼ tsp pepper
1 lb crabmeat
1 tbs cooking oil
1/3 c plain breadcrumbs
1 avocado
1 jalapeno seeded
½ c low fat milk
¼ tsp salt

Grate tsp lime peel and squeeze 2 tbs juice
Mix I tbs lime juice with mayo, pepper, lime peel and stir with crab meat

In non-stick skillet, heat oil over medium heat.

Shape crab mixture into four 3 in, round patties, coat with crumbs. Add crab cakes to skillet: cook 6 min, or until golden brown on both sides.
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants,
No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants
with good-looking strippers!

What the hell!! They don't even serve
food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple
the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman
in this country would start flying
again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't

need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes

for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings

would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --
a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton