Friday, November 30, 2007

Wang Caught in Panties....

Well here be a headline that writes itself....

Penn student arrested in underwear thefts

By Inquirer Staff

A student at the University of Pennsylvania was charged after allegedly stalking female students at the school and stealing pairs of their underwear.

Diexia Wang, a Penn senior, was charged with burglary, criminal trespassing, harassment and theft after he allegedly stole underwear and purses from several women.

Southwest Detectives also are investigating whether Wang stalked a woman who lived in the Harold C. Mayer Residence Hall.

Police said Wang may also be linked to at least a half-dozen bizarre thefts on campus, according to media reports.

Wang was freed after his parents posted 10 percent of $200,000 bail.

I'm gonna leave any comments to y'all....

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter In his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:


Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides didn't have a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to Australian Intelligence (ASIO) and Mossad.

Eventually they asked MI6 for help.

Within a minute MI6 emailed the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

...and, as an old cop...I can really get a kick outta this.... and I'm SURE Y'all will as well.... SOUND ON....


...and this just in frum my good Bud "fish" in Kentucky...A "Juiced" Moose.

What do you call a bull moose tangled in Christmas lights and drunk on fermented crab apples, standing glassy-eyed and dizzy in the front yard of a downtown bar?

But seriously, the juiced moose had certainly seen better days than Tuesday, when he became a bewildered tourist attraction, parked in the courtyard of Bernie's Bungalow Lounge as shoppers clicked by with their Nordstrom bags.

"He just has this goofy look on his face," said Rick Sinnott, a Fish and Game biologist who came to check on him and guessed he'd probably eaten too many crab apples from an old tree in Bernie's yard.