Friday, December 14, 2007

Don't ferget t'say it......

It's really amazing how easy this is to do....and they'll understand it....


The Town Cow....

The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped giving milk. The
people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Canton
Ohio, for $200.00. They bought the cow from Ohio and the cow was
wonderful. The cow produced lots of milk all of the time, and the
people were pleased and very happy.

They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more
cows so they would never have to worry about their milk supply again.

They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow.
However whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move
away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away
from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.

The people were very upset and decided to ask the Vet, who was very
wise, what to do.

They told the Vet what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches
from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the
front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she walks away to
the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow
in Ohio?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they
bought the cow.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.

"How did you know we got the cow in Ohio?"

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Ohio"!

Hat Tips to: Susan Gertson fer the video and "fish" fer the cute joke....