Sunday Sundries....

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."
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...and here be some real good Military wisdom & sayin's....

'If the Enemy is in range, so are you.'
- Infantry Journal
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'It is generally inadvisable to eject over
the area you just bombed'
- U.S.Air Force Manual
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'Aim towards the Enemy'
- Instructions printed on U.S.Rocket Launcher
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'When the pin is pulled, Mr.Grenade is not our friend.'
- U.S.Marine Corps
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'Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate.
The bombs are guaranteed always to hit the ground.'
- USAF Ammo Troop
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'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword
obviously never encountered automatic weapons.'
- General MacArthur
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'Try to look unimportant;they may be low on ammo.'
- Infantry Journal
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'You, you, and you. Panic. The rest of you
come with me.'
- U.S.Marine Gunnery Sgt.
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'Tracers work both ways.'
- U.S.Army Ordnance
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'Five second fuses only last three seconds'
- Infantry Journal
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'Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last,
and don't ever volunteer to do anything.'
- U.S.Navy Swabbie
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'Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.'
- David Hackworth
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'If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush.'
- Infantry Journal
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'No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.'
- Joe Gay
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'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.'
- unknown
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'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.'
- Unknown Marine Recruit
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'Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you.'
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'If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.'
- USAF Ammo Troop
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'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.'
- Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)
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'The only time you have too much fuel,
is when you're on fire.'
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'Blue water Navy truism: There are more Planes
in the Ocean than Submarines in the Sky.'
- From an Old Carrier Sailor
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'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage,
it's probably a Helicopter and therefore, unsafe.'
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'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane,
you always have enough power left to get you to
the scene of the Crash.'
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'Without ammunition, the USAF would be
just another expensive flying club.'
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'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots ? If a Pilot screws up, the Pilot dies;
If ATC screws up.... The pilot dies.'
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'Never trade Luck for Skill.'
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The three most common expressions
(or famous last words) in aviation are:
'Why is it doing that?',
'Where are We?'
And 'Oh SHIT !'
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'Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.'
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'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always
needed to complete the flight successfully.'
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'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation;
we've never left one up there!'
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'Flashlights are tubular metal containers,
kept in a flight bag to store dead batteries.'
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'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing
your plight to a person on the ground who is incapable
of understanding or doing anything about it.'
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'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world;
it can just barely kill you.'
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
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'A pilot who doesn't have any fear,
probably isn't flying his plane to its maximum.'
- Jon McBride, astronaut
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'If you're faced with a forced landing,
fly the thing as far into the crash as possible.'
- Bob Hoover (aerobatic and test pilot)
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'A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.'
- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
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'Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.'
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'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in
peacetime.'
- Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis - Monthan AFB, AZ,
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'If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.'
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Basic Flying Rules: 'Try to stay in the middle of the air.Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of
ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space
It is much more difficult to fly there.'
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'You know that your landing gear is up and locked
when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.'
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As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft,having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing,the crash truck arrives, the rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, 'What happened?'. The Pilot's reply, 'I don't know, I just got here myself!'
- Attributed to Ray Crandell (Lockheed test pilot)
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'Blunt words can have a sharp edge'
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...and this here be why some schools never played at the Super Bowl.....

Halftimeshow.wmv
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OK...lets see how good y'all are at this.. I'll bet most of ya don't make it past 10 seconds...

The object of the game is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls.
If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are phenomenal.
It's been said that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots.
They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes. I QUESTION THIS??????
Give it a try, but be careful...it is addictive!!

Click on Air Force Test
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...and yupper...even kangaroo's get bored sometimes....





...and if'n yur still bored...here's a little sumthin fer y'all t'do.......

http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier
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....and finally...some great oldies...and ya can pick the year and music ya wanna listen to.....just clicky de linky...

http://www.tropicalglen.com/

I had this stored in my favorits sites fer along time...and plum fergot about it till my good buddy Clint (the USS Midway Official Photographer) out in San Diego sent it to me Saturday.....Thanks Clint.......

...and Hat-Tips to: "fish", Charlie the Cop, and the Chief fer sharin these with us....