Saturday, December 29, 2007

Sunday Sundries....

Well Sir....Patrick Houseworth frum A Day In The Life...PRH, sent me these final nominations for The White Trash Parents of the Year Award....













...and the Chief frum over at Smolderin Embers told me he wanted this here album fer Christmas cause it was the easiest way fer him to understand these here stories....so's I got it fer him....






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...and Sarah frum My Wonderful Life passed this one along to me....a Heads-Up fer ya Gert if'n yur ever in the woods and see a bear a comin...


An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped &
fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear
was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his
right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny
my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit
creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this
predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me
to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could
make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very Well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped
his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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...and finally....I always loved some good Hard Dicken's Cider everyday...Mornin, Noon, Night...didn't make no never-mind when I had it....

Courtesy of good old "Charlie The Cop" frum Chicago....



...Yupper...well if'n ya was a thinkin sumthin else...then that's on you and yur dirty mind...
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....and finally....my old friend Eitan from Israel has returned to the great city of Chicago, and has aptly named his new blog..."...Continued in Chicago"...so...if'n ya would, go pay him a visit and welcome him back to the good old U S of A....

Thanks...Cookie