OK OK...So I'm a little "sexist" today... and fair warnin Chief...

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30 things y'all might just hear frum a woman...

THIS IS NOT INTENDED FOR THE EYES OF A SENSITIVE PERSON.

1) Okay, Okay!! I take it back!... Unfuck you!
2) You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing!
3) Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!
4) Well, aren’t we a damn ray of sunshine?
5) Don’t bother me; I am living happily ever after!
6) Do I look like a people person?
7) This isn’t an office…It is hell with fluorescent lighting!
8) I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left
9) Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose!
10) Why don’t you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self control?
11) I’m not crazy; I’ve been a very bad mood for 30 years.
12) Sarcasm is just one more service I offer
13) Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14) I’m not your type I’m not inflatable.
15) Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet!
16) Back off!!! You are standing in my aura!
17) Don’t worry; I forgot your name too.
18) I work 45 hrs a week to be this poor?
19) Not all men are annoying. Some are dead
20) Wait… I am trying to imagine you with a personality.
21) Chaos, panic and disorder… my work here is done.
22) Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23) You look like shit! Is that the style now?
24) Earth is full. Go home.
25) Aw, did I step on your poor little itty ego???
26) I’m not tense, just terribly alert.
27) A hard on doesn’t count as personal growth.
28) You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29) If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30) Look in my eyes….Do you see one ounce of I give-a shit?
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Now Sir...fer those of you that foller such things...most of y'all know that myself and the good Chief over at Smolderin Embers likes to bust each others balls whenever the opportunities present themselves...Well Sir...Guess What?....

Next weekend...my New York Giants are playin the Chief's Green Bay Packers to determine which one goes to the Super Bowl...

So...if'n ya think the ball-bustin was bad afore....just watch the fireworks that take place over the next week....and may God Bless the loser...he'll need it....

P.S....Is anybody else having a problem with "Blogger" today? I can only write and post in the "Edit html" mode...not the "Compose" mode....