Fergetfull Friday... and...In case ya was wonderin.. Here's what a "Mac-Daddy" is...

When ya didn't do the laundry...and ya need a tank top...here's a Redneck idear fer ya...




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My New Home Security

I hired a guard that patrols the area for door to door salespeople, certain religious groups, and beggars. I'm sending you a picture of her so you will know her when you come to visit. Click on the guard below.

Guard
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Subject: Montana Golf Rules

The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife advises golfers to
take extra precautions and be on the alert for Bears while playing on
Gallatin , Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses.

They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells
on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the Bears unexpectedly.
They also advise you to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter
with a Bear.

It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. Golfers
should be able to 'recognize the difference' between Black bear and
Grizzly bear droppings on the golf course.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly
squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have bells, golf-gloves and sunglasses in them,
and smell like pepper spray.
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A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but
my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
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...and...along that same line of thought....

Use caution if'n yur Financial Advisor is a woman....



Thanks Missy Susan fer sendin that along.....
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The newest model in BMW Airbag Safety...



Brief Nudity Ahead....









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"Obama is a Mac-Daddy"....who knew?

AND...Here be a Church Y'all ain't never gonna see Obama in...... this Pastor don't mince any wurds when it comes to Obama and what he thinks of him (Which ain't much)....

Y'all just gotta watch this one....



Cookies Note: Patrick from PRH...a day in the life, just notified me that the Obama crew has had this video removed frum YouTube just like they had "Pastor" Wrights video removed....Sorry folks...but when it comes to anything truthful about this fraud Obama, other than bullshit praise about the coming of the new Messiah....Obama's folks are getting rid of all the evidence......

This in itself aughta tell y'all sumthin.....
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I realize that I probably used some photygraffs and articles that were sent to me, and...having been a hurry to prepare this post as I must be at the VA Hospital fer some testin...probably furgot to give credit where credit is due...If so...y'all have my deepest apologies. I'll make it up to ya next time....

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